Cure For The Common Tee

Wear Your Dysfunction Proudly

Because therapy is expensive and our shirts are cheaper than your coping mechanisms.

Show Me the Damage

We Make Shirts Your Therapist Would Ask About

Dark humor. Sarcastic designs. Zero apologies.

If you're easily offended, there's a Gap down the street.

For everyone else who's tired of boring, safe, cookie-cutter garbage—welcome home.

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Premium tees. Limited drops. No second chances.

Made to Be Noticed

Wear it loud.

No Restocks

Miss it once. Miss it forever.

Still Here? You're Our Kind of Weird

Join the dysfunction. New designs drop when we feel like it. No boring emails, just chaos updates and discount codes for the unhinged.

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Customer Reviews

"The quality is incredible. These shirts are thick, comfortable, and the humor hits just right." - Sarah M.

"Finally found apparel that matches my sense of humor. The dark humor collection is perfect." - James T.

"Best purchase I've made. The fit is great and the designs are hilarious." - Alex R.

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FAQ

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.